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I Want to Love Them. They Can’t Afford Me

You aren't a partner; you're a line item in an entertainment budget.

Bumble is an experiment in discernment. Tinder in sex. Hinge in ego death.

and

She was practically branding “foolish” on my forehead. Only this time, my reluctance was met with something every woman knows.

He got to release his version. I’ll be damned if I’m struck from the record.

My friends and I are rarely in the same city. One December, we all made it happen. There are eight of us. Ten people showed up.

We won't convince you.
Did you have to think about it? Don't.

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